Other people’s Systems: Get stronger, fight monsters, cultivate, use cheat codes, and work hard to become amazing.
This book’s System: The more useless, lazy, incompetent, and hopeless you are, and the more you hold everyone back, the more miracles you trigger, the more invincible you become, and the more the heroine falls for you!
The ultimate subversion of the usual tropes:
Train seriously = lose cultivation, have bad luck, be rejected by the Heavenly Dao, and put off the heroine.
Slack off, lie flat, coast through life, and accomplish nothing. Be a complete deadbeat = trigger miracles from the Heavenly Dao, become invincible in an instant, and have goddesses throw themselves at you and go crazy for you!
Everyone in the cultivation world worships the strong, fawns over geniuses, and looks down on the useless.
Except every top-tier, aloof heroine loves the useless male lead!
The more of a good-for-nothing he is, the more useless and apathetic he acts, the more obsessed they become, the more they defend him, and the more jealous they get!
Laugh-out-loud from start to finish, pure feel-good wish fulfillment, no angst, everyone’s got a surprising side, and the love-triangle chaos is played for laughs.