Laugh at Me for Being a Simp? A Ten-Thousandfold Return, and I’ll Prove My Path to Immortal Emperor!

Transmigrate into a life of drudgery, and from the start, you’re expected to be a simp for a scheming green tea girl? Jiang Han binds himself to the [Heaven’s Chosen Maiden Investment System] and immediately gives her a resounding slap! You don’t get it. This isn’t simping, it’s investing! Out loud: “Junior Sister, you’re so kind. Here, use these pills first!” In his head: “Pay up! Tenfold returns, a hundredfold critical hit!” [Invest in the Purehearted Junior Sister]: Receive ten times the pills, plus peak alchemy mastery! [Invest in the Down-and-Out Saintess]: Receive a hundred times the spirit stones, plus an unparalleled sword body! [Invest in the Dying Empress]: Receive a thousand times the cultivation, plus... the empress’s heart? When one chosen maiden after another reached the top of the world and confessed their love to him, everyone was left stunned. “You were supposed to be a simp, so how did you become the greatest playboy of all time?!” Jiang Han: “Don’t get the wrong idea. I’m just an ordinary venture capitalist.”