He picked up a rather unreliable encyclopedia and became a rather unreliable master, but he had never once botched his attempts to show off!
A certain sect: “Tell Xu Yizhao to come out and face us!”
The disciples: “Sorry, Master is repairing the sect again. He won’t be back for a while.”
A certain swordsman: “Xu Yizhao, I’ve come to fulfill our pact! Today, one of us dies!”
The disciples: “Sorry, Master went to pick up a disciple. How about coming back tomorrow?”
A certain assassin: “Xu Yizhao, I’m here to take your head and wipe out your entire household!”
The disciples: “Master! Someone’s here to kill you!”
Xu Yizhao: “I’m making pearl milk tea for Young Master Xiyue. Tell him to wait!”
The disciples: “Master! He says he can’t wait!”
Xu Yizhao flew into a rage. “I just wanted to farm and flirt with girls! You brought this on yourselves!”
After knocking everyone down, Xu Yizhao delivered his words of wisdom: “Being invincible is never lonely. It just feels even better!”
