Other cultivation cheats either make you sign in every day or level up by killing monsters. So why, in my case, Wei Zhao, does mine make me go on blind dates?
I’ve already transmigrated, so why do I still have to go on blind dates? And why do I only get rewards if the dates fail?
Shouldn’t blind dates help me find a partner?
Why do you keep setting me up with half-ton female fist cultivators, cold-faced sword immortals who take ages to warm up, a Sacred Maiden of the Demon Cult who loves cilantro, a sect’s Sacred Maiden who brings her male best friend along, and this plain-looking woman who wants half my cultivation as soon as she opens her mouth? Where did she even come from?!
And what’s with these rewards?
Thunder System, explain to me what a Succubus Aura is, and what a Harem Golden Core is!
“Wei Zhao, I was immature before. But now I’ve had my fun and become a better person. I’m finally worthy of you. Will you marry me?”
“Brother Zhao, I don’t mind you having other women. I’m not here to break you up. I’m here to join you.”
Many years later, Wei Zhao is in the Great Luo Heaven when the female immortals who once rejected him for all sorts of reasons come knocking again. He lets out a long sigh. “Ha, women...”
