I Treat the Common People to Instant Noodles, and the Empress Begs Me Not to Rebel

What should I do after I transmigrate? What if I'm starving to death? No worries, I have unlimited instant noodles and sausages. From the start, I beat back the barbarians and secured the frontier, only to be sentenced to death by imperial decree from the empress.

Damn it! I've already transmigrated, and you think some woman can push me around? I died today, and the Yellow Heaven shall rise. I, the Great Worthy Teacher, invite this chaotic world to meet its end.

The haughty empress burst into tears. "Zhang Chao, can you stop rebelling? I'll marry you."

Zhang Chao: "Nice try. Once I've conquered the realm, you'll still be mine."