Lin Ping transmigrates into the Great Qian Dynasty as a fake eunuch. The original owner was a remnant of the previous dynasty, hiding in the palace and preparing to assassinate the empress. Knowing the empress is a tyrant who kills without blinking, Lin Ping decides to keep his head down, master peerless martial arts, and then make a run for it! Twenty years later, he's become the chief eunuch of the harem, with power over the entire court. Just as his divine skills are perfected, Lin Ping packs his things and prepares to slip away. That night, the cold and beautiful empress blocks the door in a sheer red robe. “Little Lin, my imperial bed is a bit cold.” The princess blocks the window. “Eunuch Lin, my foot bath has gone cold.” Even the leader of the female assassins plotting a rebellion shows up. “Husband, come with me. I'll conquer this empire for you!” Lin Ping: “I'm just a fake eunuch. Can you all please leave me alone?”
