You transmigrate as the cultivation world’s most hopeless good-for-nothing, only to be thrown into the Sword Burial Abyss from the start as a sacrifice to a sword?
Facing the Nine Nether Demon Sword, a weapon so murderous that anyone who touches it dies, Ye Chen sees the [Myriad Things Strategy System] appear before him. He steels himself and shuts his eyes.
“My dear, come home with me!”
To the horror of thousands of onlookers, he not only embraces the demon sword, but kisses it too!
He expected certain death, but the sword blazes red and transforms into a stunningly beautiful, red-robed female emperor. Blushing furiously, she cries, “You lecher! Let go… I’ll go with you, all right?”
From that day on, the cultivation world’s whole vibe changes.
While everyone else cultivates through hard work, Ye Chen cultivates by “pampering his wife.”
Give the demon sword an essential-oil treatment and gain the Chaos Sword Physique!
Take a nap cuddling the Heaven-Mending Stone and comprehend Absolute Defense!
When the righteous sect’s holy maiden comes to kill him and rid the world of evil, she finds the legendary great demon with a piece of silk in hand, gently wiping the blade. “There, don’t move. There’s still a little rust here…”
The holy maiden blushes. “How indecent! …Um, can I get a treatment too?”
This is the story of a shameless man who uses brazen antics to win over the magical treasures of every god and Buddha, turning them all into members of his own harem!
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