Kicked awake by a giant foot right from the start? Yang Linsong declares: “Now this is a high-level game!”
A special forces king in his previous life, but with the intelligence of a five-year-old in this one?
If you insist I’m an idiot, then I’ll play the part!
His aunt is hiding her private savings? “Oh no, Auntie, a sponge cake just fell out of your pants!”
His cousin wants to pick a fight? “Big bro, you’re so fragile. How’d you break a bone just from being touched?”
The militia company commander wants to arrest someone? “Uncle, why is my arrow stuck in your gun?”
Yang Linsong’s motto is simple: I may slaughter pigs, beat people up, and overturn market stalls, but I know I’m a good idiot!
As long as I’m crazy enough, everyone else will be the one feeling awkward!
With his brute strength and superb tactics, Yang Linsong turns a poor village into his own playground.
Years later, looking at the wall full of medals and his enemies kneeling to beg for mercy, Yang Linsong scratches his head.
“Honestly, I never wanted to be a hero. At first, I just wanted a decent meal...”
At this point, the previous boot mystery is solved
Some friends may ask, why did the father of a female educated youth send a pair of shoes that his daughter obviously cannot wear? Don't worry! Be patient!
At this point, the previous boot mystery is solved
Some friends may ask, why did the father of a female educated youth send a pair of shoes that his daughter obviously cannot wear? Don't worry! Be patient!