Synopsis:
He transmigrates and immediately becomes a cultivation good-for-nothing, then gets told to get out of the sect's gates? Su Ming just laughs.
While everyone else shuts themselves away for bitter cultivation, I get stronger just by scrolling through my Moments!
[Ding! The Heavenly Dao Moments System has been activated!]
Like the Queen Mother of the Jade Lake's post from the start, and receive a peach bearing ten thousand years of cultivation!
Comment on the Sword God's post and receive a Heaven-Slaying Immortal Sword!
Share the Demon Venerable's treasure map, and your luck soars. You can even stumble across divine artifacts just by walking around!
From then on, online, I'm the mysterious sage "Eternal Dao Origin" who inspires wild speculation among the great powers of the heavens, while offline, I'm the sect's most cautious good-for-nothing junior disciple.
"Um... Senior Sister Saintess, Demon Empress, please stop fighting over me. I'm really not the long-lost love you're looking for!"
