As the richest man in the world, I, Jiang Chuan, have my sword pointed at Mars. I can obviously live a worry-free and magnificent life! Why are you dressing me up as a border guard? ! Have you asked for my permission? !
If someone kills you... Will you be forcibly transported back to the original world? ! Seek death! Must commit suicide! No matter what method they use, they must kill me!
"General~... Someone is coming from outside..."
"Don't talk about it yet, open your legs so that they can be seen from the outside!"
Thought: General Jiang must be a pretend playboy! He actually did this for us! I will be loyal to the general even if I die!
"General! The enemy troops are approaching the city!"
"What?! A friend is coming from afar! Open the city gate!"
Brainstorm: Something's wrong! Look at him rushing out with a girl in his arms! This must be an empty city strategy! Run! Retreat!
Jiang Chuan was speechless. The more he acted badly, the more inscrutable others thought he was. The more he tried to commit suicide, the more rewards the system gave him! I wanted to insult my subordinates and anger them, but the whole army became an M! The more you get scolded, the better it feels!
Seeing the beautiful woman falling into his arms, power being given away, and the day of returning home far away, Jiang Chuan collapsed: "I just want to die, why is it so difficult?!"
The whole army was moved to tears: "The general is still acting. This acting is so touching! I cried to death!"
