"Fellow Taoist, I see that your skeleton is so unique that you are the Holy Body of a Black Turtle! I will enroll you immediately with 50,000 yuan, and you will be taught how to fly with a sword!"
Online dating boy: "Master, I have sealed my heart and love you, please accept me!"
Passerby: "Do I believe in him or do I believe that I am Qin Shihuang?"
Internet celebrity anchor: "Today I will expose this scam in front of the national audience!"
Facing the public criticism, Xiao Fan shouted "Sword is coming" and rushed into the sky with his sword...
The whole network went crazy! ! !
"Immortal! I will donate a teaching building to ask for a place in the inner sect!"
"This is my entire fortune of 50 million, please accept my unworthy son!"
"Principal, V, can you jump in line with your 500,000?"
"Wait a minute, principal, are there any other teachers in the school besides you?"
Facing the question from student Lin Fei, Xiao Fan fell into deep thought.
"Ahem... Well, we are still recruiting teachers!"
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