Good news, I traveled through time and became a consort.
Bad news, the princess decided to make peace.
A brothel comes to collect debts, and the emperor's birthday is coming soon.
How should Yunzhuo, who has left home, make a decision?
Don't panic, have you ever heard of a white prostitute?
Classical classics, Tang poetry and Song lyrics are my tools for making money.
Sun Tzu's Art of War, Three Strategies and Six Strategies are my trump cards in conquering the world.
What, you said that Rouran is skilled in bow and horse and wants to go south to steal my money? But why are you so good at singing and dancing in front of my guns?
You said that the countries in the Western Regions think highly of themselves and have always treated the people of the Central Plains as slaves. But why are the princesses from the eighteen countries competing to be my bed-warming maid?
Zhao Qingyao, Princess of Jinyang, Dashan: Hey, divorce and all that are just excuses for me to push my husband forward.
Gao Wanling, a tiger girl in a general's family: Victory or defeat is a common thing for military strategists, but it is just an excuse for ordinary people to comfort themselves. For my husband, Yunzhuo, winning, winning, winning is a commonplace in military affairs.
Gu Hongxiu, the world's number one courtesan: I don't like money, I just like Yun Lang's boldness when he spends a lot of money on me.
Hundreds of civil and military officials, foreign countries, and ordinary people: Next, we invite the world's military marshal, the sage of martial arts, the sage of poetry, the god of wealth, the god of agriculture, the god of shepherds, the strongest carbon-based creature, and the world's most dandy, the prince-in-law Yunzhuo to appear.
Old Emperor: My Jinluan Hall cannot accommodate so many people.
Yunzhuo glanced up and looked at the white-haired old emperor on the dragon throne: "The three-foot god is above me. Lao Deng, please give in and give in."
