Does your split personality give you headaches? Try a Leg-Stretching, Eye-Rolling Pill! Take one and you're all set.
Trouble at home because of that blood-red wedding dress? Give your husband a Strength Pill. It'll keep him standing tall all night! Come back for more if it works!
Headless ghost can't find its head? Here's a packet of Ten-Fragrance Softening Tendon Powder. Relax, the Texas chainsaw is faster than a scalpel, and I'll help you remove all four limbs too.
Painted-skin demon's disguise faded and won't stay on?
“Yikes, this one's tricky. How about we try inhaling some gas first?”
Anxi silently pulled out a match.
The fox demon clutching the painted skin quietly took half a step back, only for Anxi to grab her again.
“Relax, relax. I'm the Hua Tuo of this age, the reborn Bian Que. I'll help you rest in peace in no time.”
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A veterinary degree is still a medical degree. You're treating animals, not people, so don't sweat the details.
