After transmigrating as a fake eunuch, Wade was about to undergo a second castration the very next moment. He was completely dumbfounded!
A hellish start, but thankfully the Strongest System awakened just in time!
【Ding! The Strongest Casanova System has successfully bound itself to you!】
【Newbie mission: Give any principal consort in the imperial harem a “profound shock” and make her find your talents unbelievable!】
Wade: ??? How is a eunuch supposed to shock the imperial harem, with his head?
To save his life, he could only grit his teeth and recite a “modern love poem” to the sorrowful Empress.
He thought it was a desperate last stand, but...
【Ding! Her Majesty the Empress is captivated by your peerless talent and deeply shaken! Congratulations, Host, you have earned 1,000 Shock Points!】
【Reward: Enhanced physique, light as a swallow!】
He casually whipped up a “pearl skin-whitening mask” for the Noble Consort, and the whole palace went wild!
【Ding! Her Highness the Noble Consort regards your ingenious idea as a miracle and is setting a new trend in the imperial harem! Congratulations, Host, you have earned 5,000 Shock Points!】
【Reward: Master-level medical skills!】
His Majesty the Emperor: “Little De really is my lucky star! He can write poems to bring peace to the realm, and devise strategies to secure the empire!”
The civil and military officials: “We absolutely cannot let this man live. If he keeps this up, there’ll be no food left for the rest of us!”
The Empress’s phoenix eyes gleamed: “Young man, I’ve been feeling a little unwell again lately. Come to my chambers... and recite another poem for me?”
Wade nearly wept: “Your Majesty! My lords! I’m really no great talent. I just want to live in peace!”
