Good news: I awakened a System.
Bad news: This System seems to have gone crazy.
I give the campus beauty a proper massage, and it says I’ve been drained by a saintess.
(You survived successfully. Reward: Vitality +10.)
I water a potted plant, and it says I’m cultivating a demonic plant.
(You successfully cultivated a demonic plant. Cultivation skill proficiency +1.)
I pour tea for the director of student affairs, and it says an elder from the Discipline Hall drugged her.
(You’re so lustful that you risk your life to drug her just for a taste of her beauty. Reward: Achievement Badge, Die Beneath the Flowers!)
Seriously, you lousy System, can you act normal for once?!
Now the aloof campus beauty clings to me all day, asking me to massage her from head to toe.
The mature, gorgeous director of student affairs has me “drugging” her every day.
The “demonesses” keep looking at me more and more strangely.
Don’t come any closer!
I really am a proper masseur! I’m not the Yin-Yang Demon Lord!
