“Ding! Low-level wandering spirit slain. [Evil-Quelling Talisman] proficiency +9,999!”
Chen Fu transmigrated into a bizarre cultivation world and wanted nothing more than to lie low in a run-down temple and grind his proficiency.
But who knew the System would go crazy? Kill a little ghost and max out his level? Draw a worthless talisman and bathe a whole city in golden light that suppresses evil? Play a tune on his flute and turn ten thousand miles of demon-haunted wasteland into pure land?
Even more absurdly, the adorable little girl he picked up swallowed an indescribable ancient god whole, then pouted pitifully. “Big brother, I’m hungry...”
While the whole world begged some great master to step in, Chen Fu was grabbing the girl and yelling:
“That’s an ancient evil god’s tentacle! Spit it out! Spit it out now!”
(Bizarre Cultivation + Invincible Hero + Adorable Contrast)
