Lin Jian quit his soul-crushing job and opened a guesthouse. It peaked on opening day: with a disaster of epic proportions!
A gold ingot smashed through the floor, and Heshen, the Qing dynasty’s famously corrupt official, arrived! Before Lin Jian could teach this “financial genius” how to pay by scanning a QR code, the roof rumbled, and Emperor Wu of Wei, Cao Cao, made a dazzling entrance!
And so, “Wangyou Lodge” was utterly transformed into a shelter for historical celebrities:
Heshen became obsessed with “digital silver reserves,” exploiting every loophole until the memory crashed;
Cao Cao studied smartphones, but all he could think about was arming his troops and unifying the realm;
A hot-tempered emperor demanded someone’s life online, while a melancholy poetess wrote a one-star review over beer...
Lin Jian’s blood pressure and wallet both wailed in despair: “Ancestors, please! Rule number one for surviving in the 21st century: obey the law and live in harmony!”
