“Lend money for cultivation, lie flat and take it easy!”
“Fellow Daoist! It’s time to pay your interest!”
A fine young man who had transmigrated to a world of cultivation, Lin Changkong successfully awakened the Cultivation Loan System. As the name suggests... it was a system for loan sharks.
The System was a little too cocky. It handed out loans based entirely on who it was dealing with.
【Ding ding ding! This System has detected an Emperor reborn. Host, make sure to offer a loan!】
【Ding ding ding! The Jade Pool Empress is willing to offer her body as interest. Host, you must give her a loan!】
While everyone else relied on hard cultivation to advance, Lin Changkong’s cultivation improved entirely thanks to the interest he collected on his predatory loans. Day after day, he lived the laid-back life of a landlord.
“Fellow Daoist, hold on! You have an extraordinary build, and you’re perfect for a high-interest loan!”
“What’s a high-interest loan?”
The fellow Daoist looked puzzled.
“High-interest loans are great! They can save you from disaster when you need it most!”
“Will it have any effects down the road?”
The fellow Daoist was excited.
“No, no! It’s just that once you take out a high-interest loan, you’ll find yourself in even deeper trouble!!”