I woke up as Bai Yuekui’s blade, and was bound to the Divine Weapon Evolution System.
I help her slay monsters, while she does the acting surprised. I keep unlocking incredible skills, and she thinks she’s just exceptionally talented.
As the goddess gets further and further along the path of the “chosen one,” the whole world starts believing she’s its savior...
Meanwhile, I’m a knife, practically smoking with anxiety in my sheath!
Wake up! It’s not her you all worship, it’s the cheat-level powerhouse in her hand: me!
And, Boss Bai, I admit you’re invincible, but please stop using me to cut fruit! And don’t use my shiny blade as a mirror, either!
I’m a future divine weapon. I have my dignity!
From then on, the apocalypse took a decidedly unexpected turn.