[System] + [Passionate] + [Hilarious] + [Invincible]
Su Man was the top scorer in the national college entrance exam. The day he received his acceptance letter from Qingbei University, his parents were brutally murdered, and his dantian was crippled, leaving him a useless invalid. Forced to drop out and become a security guard, he activates the Invincible Security Guard System and begins his path to a lifetime of invincibility.
University president: Come work as a security guard at Qingbei University, and I’ll give you my granddaughter as your wife.
National Security Bureau: Come work as a security guard here. You can eat as many national pills as you like and spend as many spirit stones as you want.
Empress: Come guard my imperial palace, and I’ll keep your bed warm!
Dugu Qiubai: Kid, why is your swordsmanship just a little better than mine? That makes no sense!
Demon Emperor Kunpeng: I refuse to believe that after living for ten thousand years, I still can’t outrun you.
In the end, the Heavenly Dao hides in a corner, drawing circles. Su Man is such a freak! I don’t even leave the house, and you can still beat me up. Sob!
