“You want a rocket gift to prove your wealth? Taoist, are you that broke?”
Lin Xuan wakes up in the body of a livestreamer who died suddenly and gets bound to a terrible System: tell fortunes on livestream, and trade tips for extra years of life!
He spots a wealthy woman surrounded by bad luck and gives a cold laugh as he works out the signs. “In 30 minutes, your ex-husband will be on his knees begging to get back together!”
“Liar! Get it wrong and quit streaming!”
During a PK livestream with a sweet streamer, Lin Xuan's pupils contract. “Move your chair two centimeters! Blood will spill above your head!”
The comments explode with curses: “Wishing death on someone? Reported!”
He immediately buys a Super Rocket with his own money. “Dance to ward off the disaster!”
Boom!! A crystal chandelier crashes down and smashes the gaming chair!
“Thank you, Master, for saving my life!” (Sweetie Cute is frantically sending ten Carnival gifts, sobbing so hard her voice breaks through the screen.)
Su Wanqing's phone rings abruptly: her ex-husband overseas is calling!
“Master... I'm on my knees!”
Lin Xuan smiles and salutes. “My merit is complete. This humble Taoist is off duty!”
Luxury cars roar outside. Su Wanqing kicks down the door. “Open up! A reading now starts at a million!”
From then on, a long line forms outside Lin Xuan's home. First come empresses from every country, followed by billionaires, actresses, idols, female CEOs, and all kinds of beautiful women, one after another like fish swimming across a river.
In a single night, he admires all the flowers of Chang'an. Life really is as lonely as snow...
I can only say that no one in this circle of merit can get it normally.