While every cultivator in the immortal world mocked Geng Mo for his "trash aptitude," he opened a gilded celestial book in his sea of consciousness. It turned out fate had already prepared three paths for him:
1. Get dumped, then tossed into the bottom of a lake (complimentary fish-feeding service included)
2. Leave in despair and spend your life as a lovesick doormat (comes with a telescope for gazing up at your ex as she ascends)
3. Marry the sickly, equally useless second daughter (buy one, get one free, with a bonus dual-cultivation gift pack)
Geng Mo: "Do I even have to choose? I'll take the third option!"
And so...
On his wedding night, he broke through two realms in one go, rising from Dao Slave to the Great Perfection of the Yin-Yang Transformation Mirror!
The divine maiden who had once looked down on him spat blood on the spot. "Y-you were pretending this whole time?"
An envoy from the Yaoguang Palace arrived with an order to force the marriage. "The Tianshu Divine Maiden must marry our Holy Son!"
Geng Mo slapped the silver-armored guard flying. "Watch it! That's my wife's sister. Even when you kick a dog, you have to mind its owner's feelings!"
[What makes this book special]
[Emoji] An unconventional xianxia: Who says the talentless can't make a comeback? I'll marry a "good-for-nothing" wife and win by doing nothing!
[Emoji] A possessive heroine, coming in hot: A seemingly weak little bunny who secretly keeps a grudge list for three hundred years
[Emoji] One outrageous move after another: A broken-engagement story? No, I'll switch brides myself! An old-master-in-a-ring story? No, I've got a celestial-book cheat of my own!
[Emoji] A high-voltage love triangle: Divine Maiden Sister: "I was blind back then..." Geng Mo: "Honey, look, she's getting jealous!"
