Yuto's Konoha Diary: Roasting Sakura and Revealing That Tsunade Drew Flying Thunder God Fragments?
It wasn't until the essay he'd written, "The Art of Bankrupting the Golden-Haired Sheep: On the Legendary Sannin," was sent to its very subject, Princess Tsunade, that things got out of hand.
Tsunade: "...Add another dish tonight: simmered Genin."
Being socially humiliated was bad enough, but then he ended up on Team 7, just as danger struck!
Yuto: "Ah, I fell! See? I'm useless, so please don't hit me! Let me go!" He plunged a kunai into his thigh.
Kakashi mused: Is heaven looking out for the worthless?
Tsunade watched from the shadows: The young ones these days are so dedicated to acting like idiots... When staying alive depends entirely on acting and self-mutilation...
He just wanted to ask: Is it too late to stop updating this diary?
