Ever since Li Xuanyun's shower gel washed animal ears onto his senior sister and peeled the skin off his master's wife, the cultivation world's whole vibe went off the rails!
Fairy: “Little shopkeeper, there's something wrong with your fairy happy water. If I go a day without drinking it, I feel weak all over. You have to take responsibility for me!”
Sect prodigy: “Little boss, give me another pack of ‘Sword Energy Chewing Gum.’ I don't have enough sword energy in my mouth to fight my enemies!”
Demonic cultivator: “Bro, give me a pack of betel nuts and a cigarette. It's going to be another wonderful day!”
“Junior brother, people outside are already saying you're the son of a Great Emperor, a descendant of a Saint, and that you dug up a divine tomb!”
Li Xuanyun looked at the chaos outside his shop and helplessly rubbed his face.
“First of all, let me make this clear: I run an honest shop. Stop spreading rumors that I dug up some divine tomb!
“And let me make this clear again: once a spiritual treasure leaves the shop, I'm not responsible for it!”
