Jiang Li, who was a wage slave in the modern world, never imagined that after transmigrating, he'd still be a wage slave in the cultivation world.
In a world where weakness is a sin, Jiang Li has to tread carefully, yet there's always some troublemaker trying to harm him...
Fortunately, a tortoiseshell jade can simplify anything.
"Cultivating immortality is hard? Tortoiseshell, simplify it for me!"
Qingxuan Art, simplified: Eat grass!
Bull-Crushing Mountain Force, simplified: Moo like a bull!
Fireball Spell, simplified: Light a match!
Alchemy, simplified: Cook a meal!
Beast Taming, simplified: Pet a cat!
"You say you've cultivated bitterly for a hundred years? Do you think I've just been slacking off?"
Jiang Li chews on grass. "Tortoiseshell, simplify it for me!"
As ancient cultivation techniques, lost alchemy recipes, long-forgotten artifact-forging methods, and beast-taming arts return to the world, countless contemporary masters scratch their heads in frustration.
A sneaky figure quietly approaches them. "Simplify! Simplify them all!"
Years later, Jiang Li stands proudly above the world. "I have a dream. I want to make cultivation techniques easy to understand! I want cultivators to stop acting so high and mighty!"
