Li Hexuan is reborn one month before the apocalypse begins. Just after the goddess of his dreams slaps him, he laughs like a pig. After all, compared to being cheated on, stockpiling supplies and staying alive ahead of time is what really matters!
He takes out online loans, buys lottery tickets, bets on sports and horse races, and pulls off a series of bold moves to raise fifty million. Then he heads straight for a “haunted house” villa on a mountaintop. Other people think it’s a dump, but he’s thrilled by the arsenal hidden inside!
As torrential rain pours down, he squats on the balcony, slurping instant noodles and watching the floodwaters rage below. He casually uses his lightning powers to kill a mutated fish that leaps ashore. “Hey, hey, don’t bite the canned food I stocked up! That’s for my buddy Zhang Nan!”
When the goddess he used to fawn over clutches an inflatable boat and cries for help, he’s sprawled on the rooftop, sunning himself beside freshly harvested mutated crystals. “Sorry, I’m the Thunder Mage, and I’m only taking monster-hunting jobs today. No orders from fake sweethearts!”
