Thanks for the invite. I failed the college entrance exams, and the System told me to start a cultivation university.
College students have no money, and middle-aged people are too busy being wage slaves, so I’ll just have to make the elderly suffer first.
As soon as the news got out, Ye Feng became an international laughingstock, condemned by everyone.
Japan: “Cultivation? China has no gods! Our Yamata no Orochi is better!”
Korea: “Chinese culture has always been a branch of Korean culture…”
America: “Immortals? How many of my nuclear warheads can an immortal withstand?”
Then a divine miracle appeared atop Mount Ailao, and nine dragons hauled a coffin that blotted out the sky!
The whole world went wild!
The nations: “I admit, I was being a little loud just now.”
Ye Feng: “Japanese people and dogs are not allowed inside!”
