Tang Sen traveled through time and became Tang Monk, specializing in treating all kinds of dissatisfaction at the beginning!
The three most rebellious men were recruited as disciples:
Sun Wukong: "A monster with a backstage? The one you beat is a monster with a backstage! Crush it to pieces with a stick, and your soul will be scattered!"
Yang Jian: "Yao Ji's debt will be repaid with the lives of the Buddhists in heaven! Once the heavenly eye is opened, it will kill the gods and karma!"
Nezha: "The fire-pointed spear of the young master is designed to poke the Jade Emperor's tiles and burn the Tathagata's temple!"
The style of Journey to the West completely collapsed——
Guanyin Temple? Burn it all with a fire! The golden body of Bodhisattva? Crush the bricks to pave the way!
Lingyi Bodhisattva's ferret? Roasted for extra meals! Tathagata's uncle, the Golden-winged Dapeng? Beat the bird to death with a stick!
Buddhists cry: "Can this sutra be taken again?!"
Heaven collapsed: "We don't want the merit anymore, please don't tear it down!"
Nezha and Ao Bing have exactly two CPs