After transmigrating into a chaotic age, I became a starving young physician who was about to die on the way to choose a wife. To my surprise, I ended up with a pair of stunning young heiresses as my brides.
What? Village bullies want to kill me? Then you can die first!
What? A pack of wolves has entered the village to eat people? Then come right into my bowl!
What? Bandits are here to steal our grain? Then hand over every last bit of yours...
Can't I lie low and bide my time? Then I'll just grow quietly!
By the time everyone came to their senses, the village fool had transformed into a mysterious big shot whom emperors from every nation scrambled to please and beauties from every corner vied to throw themselves at.