[No time travel + funny daily life + anti-routine + wife doting maniac + high martial arts + strange beasts]
Qiubai, the number one salted fish in Tianwu Academy, was born with blocked meridians and had to lie down and catch fish every day.
Life goal: a monthly salary of 3,000 yuan, and then wait until death.
However, in a "blind date team", he was forced to go on stage to make up for his losses.
Unexpectedly, the goddess flipped the cards on the spot: "I choose Qiu Bai."
[Ding! The marriage winning system is activated!
His wife's cultivation doubled, and his wife's breakthrough made him take off! You become stronger when you lie down, and the law of eating soft food and eating it really starts!
From then on, Qiu Bai lived a life of being "forced to cheat"——
Li Ziqian was in seclusion and practicing hard. He was playing games with Suo Fan, and his cultivation level skyrocketed;
Give away a second-hand game console and the system will return a top-end handheld console;
Adopt a mutated black cat that can curse and become a professional scapegoat;
Facing the assassination of a wealthy young man? He was eating skewers while fighting back, and he didn't forget to complain
"Brother, your assassin's certificate is priced at 9 yuan 9 with free shipping, right?"
It smells great when you lie down, but when you lie down and get stronger... It smells even better!
(Warm reminder: This book is suitable for consumption late at night, be careful not to laugh out your abdominal muscles and affect your sleep quality!)
