Reborn as the greatest disaster in the Investiture of the Gods, Qin Yun rubs the dragon pendant in his hand and sneers:
“Heaven says I’m destined to be an insect? Then I’ll turn this primordial world into a world of mortals!”
He adds Daji to his Beauty Rankings, and the nine-tailed fox demon kneels, begging to become his mascot;
He recruits Yang Jian for his Hero Rankings, and the Heavenly Court’s god of war shows up in the middle of the night carrying the Howling Celestial Dog;
He snatches the Demon-Slaying Whip for his Treasure Rankings, and Jiang Ziya curses while clutching half a mourning staff.
The Investiture of the Gods? It’s nothing but my shopping list!
When the saints unleash heavenly punishment, Qin Yun unfurls the Heavenly Dao Rankings:
“Daoist friend, my domain has marked you. Now you have two choices…”
“A. Join the rankings voluntarily as a partner, or B. get physically delivered to the afterlife and turned into an experience pack.”
Seeing the countless rebellious Jie Sect disciples packed onto the rankings, Yuanshi Tianzun is so furious his Dharma body cracks apart:
“Brat! You call this the values of the Heavenly Dao?”
On this day, blood and fire engulf the sky over Muye as Qin Yun shatters the Investiture Altar:
“Who says women are destined to bring ruin to the country? Every beauty on my executive team controls the Book of Life and Death!”
“Who says non-humans must remain demons forever? The myriad immortals in my ranks are reformers, and every one of them can attain the Primordial Dao!”
With the Way of Humanity remaking the Heavenly Dao, it’s time for a new player to take the bank in this game of defying heaven!
