[In the beginning of Journey to the West, the protagonist Chen Jiangliu will not travel to the West without learning from the past. He specializes in construction and beats the Buddha on the head!
"Great Venerable Sir, it's not good, all our Vajra Protectors have been beaten down! Then Monk Tang will bring his people to beat them up!"
"Great Venerable Master, things have turned around! Puxian Bodhisattva took action and beat Monk Tang and his party violently. They were already running away!"
"My lord, something bad has happened. Tang Seng and his party are driving back with hundreds of things called Star Destroyers."
Tathagata looked disdainfully, "Don't panic, I will take action."
"Great Venerable Sir, Samantabhadra Bodhisattva was blown up by something called a nuclear bomb and became paralyzed..."
Tathagata: "!!!"
