[When cultivation meets hilarious internet users, which makes less sense: science or the supernatural?]
Zhang Shan, a live-in son-in-law, is a bottom-rung grunt in the cultivation world. From the start, he has a four-element mixed spirit root, gets his engagement broken off, and is driven to the brink of death, just as he’s about to become cannon fodder...
Then he unexpectedly gets a phone that can connect to Earth. From then on, the world of cultivation gets more and more absurd:
“Urgent! My aptitude is poor and I absorb spiritual energy too slowly. What do I do? Waiting for answers online!”
Netizen A: “Increase the purity of your spiritual energy and max out its energy density! Electrolyze water and produce a ton of oxygen!”
“Urgent! I can’t afford a Foundation Establishment Pill, and I have to pay for my cave abode in installments. I just applied for a cultivation loan, and the repayment period is 150 years? How do I get out of this?”
Netizen B: “No solution. I suggest becoming a deadbeat, or just driving into the property developer and killing him!”
“Urgent! I need to break through the tribulation, but I’m short on spirit stones. I don’t want to work. I never want to work again! Waiting for answers online!”
Netizen C: “You should take a look at the Criminal Law of Huaxia. The fastest ways to get rich in this world are all in there...”
Fully support the masterpiece and make your "Unscientific Cultivation of Immortality" a hit all the way!
The plot is quite novel and interesting to watch, but it's a pity that I didn't give it a thumbs up today.
It's fun to communicate with netizens. When writing about the world of cultivating immortals, I also wrote about the cruelty and powerless mortals here who are like ants. In the early stage, the mother was killed by Green Tea Wife's family, and then Pigfoot found a "phone" to communicate with netizens. The main plot is to destroy the ex-wife's family.
I have been a bookworm for ten years, but novels with different themes are still worthy of being on the bookshelf. I hope it doesn't collapse later
It's a good-looking, very different comedy about cultivating immortality, and the setting is very novel! A mortal who spends all his wealth to study and cultivate immortality, who would have thought that after more than ten years of hard work, he would have to join the sect, and in the end he would just become a 996 wage earner repaying the loan all his life!
"Sky Swordsman" comes to visit!
Fully support the masterpiece and make your "Unscientific Cultivation of Immortality" a hit all the way!
The plot is quite novel and interesting to watch, but it's a pity that I didn't give it a thumbs up today.
It's fun to communicate with netizens. When writing about the world of cultivating immortals, I also wrote about the cruelty and powerless mortals here who are like ants. In the early stage, the mother was killed by Green Tea Wife's family, and then Pigfoot found a "phone" to communicate with netizens. The main plot is to destroy the ex-wife's family.
I have been a bookworm for ten years, but novels with different themes are still worthy of being on the bookshelf. I hope it doesn't collapse later
It's a good-looking, very different comedy about cultivating immortality, and the setting is very novel! A mortal who spends all his wealth to study and cultivate immortality, who would have thought that after more than ten years of hard work, he would have to join the sect, and in the end he would just become a 996 wage earner repaying the loan all his life!