I Rely on Social Embarrassment to Cultivate and on Women to Get Stronger. How Can You Compete?

Guo Jialong stayed up all night and died suddenly, then transmigrated to a cultivation world polluted by the internet. Here, sects were “blessing” corporations, elders livestreamed sales, flying swords came with scrolling comments, and cultivation manuals were actually titled A Sow’s Postpartum Care! Bound to the [Social Death Cultivation System], he carved his way through the immortal world with bizarre antics: He secretly filmed a female elder and awakened the “Peerless Divine Eye.” He used his collection of materials to scare off inner demons. He livestreamed alchemy and somehow refined a pill that danced wildly! When the immortal world’s trending topic list was swept by #DemonicCultivatorLosesItLive, he shook the immortal artifact he had forged from his undershirt. “Seriously, who cultivates immortality like a normal person?”