[Metaphysical livestream + feel-good power fantasy]
To hit the Underworld’s performance targets, Cui Shiliu, director of the Reincarnation Bureau and the Underworld’s only soul guide, comes to the human world to gather stray souls. But the moment she arrives, she gets arrested, then shoved by a shady company onto some obscure reality show full of drama.
A once-famous, now washed-up movie star wails, “I really love my wife, but she betrayed me. What can I do to win her back?”
Cui Shiliu studies his fate with a few finger calculations. “Dump the young boyfriend you’re keeping on the side, and she might come back.”
Netizens: Cui Shiliu’s acting crazy again to get trending!
That very night, a famous paparazzo releases intimate photos of the washed-up star with his young boyfriend, shocking the internet.
A former rival steps forward to call it a hoax. “Just a cheap stunt to grab attention and traffic.”
Cui Shiliu: “You’ll suffer a bloody misfortune within three days.”
The netizens scoff and curse her for having no limits in her pursuit of clicks.
But the next day, after a car crash nearly leaves the rival disfigured, he clings to Cui Shiliu’s leg in tears. “Master, I was wrong! Please tell me what to do!”
Cui Shiliu becomes an overnight sensation through fortune-telling, turning into everyone’s beloved dream girl, while a stream of powerful figures flock to her.
A famous director: “Master, please check my feng shui!”
An international superstar: “Master, please catch a little ghost for me!”
A grandmaster of the mystic arts: “Master, please take me on as your disciple!”
A shadowy, crawling fox spirit: “Sob, sob, Master!”
