【No System】【Lighthearted Comedy】Xu Lin transmigrates to the Immortal Martial Continent and summons players from Blue Star to descend upon it through a virtual game.
“Are my disciples immortal?”
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【Current Top Jungler】: With immortality and sacrifices, I can tank attacks from an Immortal Emperor!
【Grind King】: With self-destruction and reborn, I can storm the Immortal Palace!
Watching this group of disciples, Xu Lin realizes they are getting further and further off track on their path to immortal cultivation.
He teaches them Palm Thunder, and they go and make grenades.
He teaches them a teleportation array, and they use it to teleport manure.
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What if a fellow disciple gets infected with demonic energy? Just cut them down and revive them.
What if a forbidden technique is too powerful? Just blow up your own side along with the enemy.
This game is way too realistic.
