The Sweet and Lucky Girl of the Seventies Helps Her Doomed Husband Live to One Hundred

Ruan Xiangyun died of grief. In her short life, no one had ever loved her, not even once. Before she closed her eyes, she swore that if she had another life, she would only marry a man who loved her and held her in his heart.

Ruan Xiangyun was reborn, and from the start she caught someone in an affair... No, she was catching a wild boar!

Everyone else: What wild boar? That's obviously a pair of lovers fooling around!

The first time Lu Lingchuan asked for Ruan Xiangyun's hand, he said, "You fell into the water, and I held you. I have to take responsibility, so I'll marry you."

Ruan Xiangyun: To hell with taking responsibility. She had sworn in her previous life that this time she'd only marry a man who loved her and held her in his heart. "I'm not marrying you!"

The second time Lu Lingchuan proposed, his tone was three parts pleading and seven parts angry. "We've kissed and embraced. If you won't marry me, who else do you plan to marry?"

Ruan Xiangyun: "Shut up! I don't remember anything that happened last night. If you don't say anything, no one will ever know."

The third time Lu Lingchuan proposed, he said, "Xiangyun, in this life, I'll be faithful to you and love only you. Please marry me!"

Ruan Xiangyun looked haughty. "I'm not a virtuous, gentle woman. Are you sure you want to marry me?"

Lu Lingchuan was overjoyed. "That's fine. I'm a virtuous, gentle man."

After they married, Ruan Xiangyun clutched her aching waist and cursed, "Bah! Some virtuous, gentle man you are. You're a clingy fox spirit in a man's body!"