You Were Supposed to Be a Stepping Stone, So How Did You Trick the Chosen One into Ruin?

Halfway through filling a cream puff, Qin Li transmigrates. This is a world of cultivation, and he’s a spoiled second-generation immortal who does all kinds of evil. To make matters worse, he’s offended Xiao Chen, the Chosen One! Just as he’s scared enough to get constipated, the System awakens. He thinks he’ll be able to rule the world with a wave of his hand. But the System’s very first mission is to send him to his death at the hands of the Chosen One. Fine, System, if you’re playing dirty, I’ll just have to fight dirty too. So you’re the Chosen One? Just watch me talk you into a corner! The Chosen One’s destined girl is here too? Perfect, have my babies!