A Ten-Thousandfold Rebate: When My Disciple Builds His Foundation, I Ascend Straight to Immortality

Invincible + System + Hilarious + Lighthearted + Ruthless + No Saintly Do-Gooder Zhong Qing transmigrates into the role of a minor peak master at Pingjiang Sect. He'd planned to coast through life and do as little as possible, but then he activates the Ultimate Bond System. Take in two useless disciples: activate the bond between the two deadbeats, turn them into prodigies, and return their cultivation a thousandfold to the protagonist. Take in a catgirl and a fox maiden: activate the Alluring Bond, max out the Host's charm, and make saintesses and geniuses fall for him at first sight. Take in a little carp: activate the Koi Bond and gain a thousandfold fortune. Just by turning a corner, he finds ten old men living in rings; one trip away from home, and he even picks up the Heavenly Dao. This blurb can't do the story justice. Read the main text for yourself.