I, a Hard-Fed Person, Just Want to Escape from the Empress' Palace

I traveled through time in the cleansing room, but got married to the empress. The aloof empress wants a eunuch, but I am a real man. I want to stand up to go to the toilet. I want to have a group of wives and concubines. I can't pretend anymore. I can't stay in this harem for a whole day. Until one day, I finally became invincible. "Ding, congratulations to the host for eating soft rice and hard work, and will be rewarded with the SSS divine weapon Pangu Kaitian Slash." "Ding, congratulations to the host for showing his strength and being rewarded with the SSS beast, the ancient Taotie." The empress is completely devoted to me, but I still want to escape from this harem!