NBA: I Flopped from the Start, and the Warriors Begged Me to Return

The more he gets hurt, the stronger he becomes. Every injury is like a factory upgrade.

The more he gets hated on, the deadlier he becomes. Every insult unlocks his potential.

That's Tang Ke, a pure-blooded East Asian from Dongda.

LeBron James: "Why was I born in the same era as Tang? I'm the king of the NBA!" And with that, 39-year-old James announces he's entering the Slam Dunk Contest!

As long as the King lives, the rest of you will remain his subjects.

Curry: "Tang's three-pointers are still beyond my reach."

Irving: "I thought my style of play was the flashiest, but Tang is even more dazzling..."

Kevin Durant: "I haven't even gotten to drink Scarlett's bathwater, and Tang has already..."