The Evil Gardenia Plan: A Five-and-a-Half-Year-Old Taoist Master Reforms the Entertainment Industry

[Metaphysics + Adorable Kid + Silly Comedy + Nonsense + Showbiz + Everyone's Favorite + No CP]

The little Daoist Er Gou was born under a poverty curse. To earn the huge daily wage of 208 yuan, he joined a reality show.

At his very first variety show, he ran into his destined nemesis, Huang Lei.

Fish steamed in raw oil, pig trotters stewed in yellow wine, rubbery cold noodles, ginger cubes pretending to be crab...

So it turned out that what he was eating wasn't food, but the ways of the world...

Er Gou: "It's not as if we have no way out. We still have one last way, death..."

All right, enough pretending. I'll come clean: the sharp-tongued champion of Cloudveil Daoist Temple has officially entered the scene.

Combining Newton's universal gravitation with the irresistible pull of beef stew, the evil Gardenia Plan begins.

Er Gou, the Worry Eater, brings order to showbiz and catches the attention of Best Actress Feng Yueyan.

As it turns out, Er Gou is actually the child Feng Yueyi, her younger sister, lost outside the family!

A domineering eldest aunt, a soldier-king second aunt, a medical sage third aunt, a scientist fourth aunt, and a best-actress fifth aunt...

The five aunts' frenzied affection leaves Er Gou troubled. With so many powerful legs to cling to, can his little arms even reach them all?

The vast ocean is no longer water, fries first, then venison; sharpening the axe won't delay the woodcutting, so fill your stomach before going to work.

Since things have come to this, let's catch a ghost first!

The adorable little kid keeps going further down the path of metaphysics. He's become wildly popular in the world of the living and made a name for himself in the underworld, too.

Which celebrity should he take down today?

Looking at his own enormous poster on the mall's big screen, Er Gou fell into deep thought...