“Bring me 500,000 yuan in bride price. We’re getting married tomorrow, or you can spend the rest of your life a bachelor.”
“You can’t even come up with a single coin, and you think you’re ready to get married?”
“If you won’t pay, there’s the widow Wang next door. Her husband just died. She seems perfect for you.”
{Ding! 10 million negative emotion points collected. 10 million withdrawn and deposited!}
Chen Wang silently took out his phone, checked his balance, and posted it to his Moments.
The village beauty, a college student: “Brother Wang, my family doesn’t ask for a bride price. You’re such a good man. Marry me!”
“Xiao Wang, my daughter’s the campus belle at her university. We won’t ask you for a cent, and we’ll even give you a dowry. Think about it.”
The village belle: “Brother Wang, don’t go home tonight. We’ve got plenty of room…”
