After Song Zhen dies from overplaying a game, she transmigrates into the cultivation world, bringing with her the abilities to teleport and never die.
As soon as she arrives, she is picked up by the Huanyun Sect, an extremely powerful sword sect. Her main quest is to make it the greatest sect of all.
"Ha, easy. In the game, I was the leader of the greatest sect!" Song Zhen is full of confidence.
But while everyone else practices their sword forms by the book, she uses her sword to target the opponent's lower half.
The senior brother beside her: ...Is this junior sister a demonic cultivator?
During the entrance disciple competition, the others make elegant moves while she keeps a low profile and builds herself up. One move, "Monkey Steals the Peach," makes her famous among the disciples.
The Huanyun Sect leader and elders: ...Steals what from a monkey?
And so, life goes on like this.
"Oh no, oh no! Junior Sister Song is fighting Senior Brother Bai!"
Elder: "Bai Yue is my direct disciple. Is Song Zhen hurt?"
The disciple delivering the message: "Junior Sister Song is fine. Senior Brother Bai is the one in trouble. His clothes got ripped, and he fainted from rage!"
Elder: ...
"Oh no, oh no! Junior Sister Song is fighting a disciple from the neighboring sect!"
The elders have learned their lesson: "Who's in trouble?"
The disciple delivering the message: "The disciple from the neighboring sect."
The elders: ...
Wait, they're sword cultivators, not shameless cultivators!
Years later, the Huanyun Sect becomes famous for an entirely different reason, earning the title of the greatest sword sect in the world, though people call it the greatest shameless sect instead.
Song Zhen: Just tell me, are we number one or not?
