"Young man, the country needs someone like you!"
The young man: "Huh? Someone like me?"
"That's right. The Jinling Military Region needs you!"
The young man: "Tsk... So the country and its people finally found out how amazing I am at playing support as Master Yi?"
That year, a goofy fifteen-year-old left the high school gates and entered military school with a burning passion for acting like an idiot. There, he met countless "heroes" with unusual talents and ridiculously awesome abilities, beginning a goofy life in which he would "die without closing his eyes."
Wormholes were opening.
The dimensions of the myriad heavens were interfering with reality.
Years later, when "they" passed through a wormhole and crossed several star dimensions to descend upon this azure planet, what they heard was a cheeky young man's voice: "Now that you've seen Huaxia, why don't you bow?"
(No System, lighthearted and goofy, light daily-life elements, ensemble cast, mildly goofy writing, mostly earnest values. All I want is to make you smile.)