Uncle Master, Your Magic Weapon Is Too Unorthodox

The short play "Funny Cultivation of Immortality: Uncle Master's Magic Weapon is a Little Weird" is currently on the air. Li Hanzhou, who has been a Taoist priest for half his life, won the lottery and thought he would be able to reach the pinnacle of his life. Unexpectedly, he traveled to a world where Taoism was in decline. He also became the acting master of a third-rate Taoist temple. Li Hanzhou guessed that he could return to the earth as long as he ascended. However, his own qualifications were too poor, so he could only place his hope on his disciples. Li Hanzhou: The world is dangerous. I will refine some magical elixirs for you to help you practice. Disciple: Uncle Master, the soul-catching bell is supposed to move people's hearts. Why did your soul-catching bell make the demon sect collectively urinate and become incontinent? Second Disciple: Uncle Master, the Seven Treasure Gourd only accepts weapons. How come your Seven Treasure Gourd only accepts clothes? The Saintess of Taixuan Holy Land was seen naked. Third Disciple: Uncle Master, the divine power pill you refined is said to be able to defeat four with one taken. It is so accurate. It can only defeat four, and even one less person cannot be defeated! Li Hanzhou: It's so strange. I made it according to the instructions! Disciples: Uncle Master, stop practicing. Let us take you to ascend. You have no shame in the world.