[A breathtakingly beautiful female general and a goofy wage slave from the 21st century, connections across time, beauties, treasures, infrastructure, and conquest]
When Chen Bufan wakes up one morning, he discovers that the wooden box passed down through his family is connected to ancient times.
So he tosses in a basket of used paper.
The paper travels back a thousand years.
He discovers that the person on the other side is a female general.
Female General: This... this paper has never been seen in Dali. Could it have been bestowed by the gods?
Chen Bufan: Ah, yes, exactly!
Female General: The gods! They really are gods!
Chen Bufan: Ah, yes, exactly!
Female General: O gods above, Qingxue bows before you.
Chen Bufan: Bow! You'd better bow!
Female General: O gods, the old dynasty is dead, and a new one must rise. Today, I will lead a hundred thousand border folk in rebellion. Please grant us your protection!
Chen Bufan: Start a... go wild! If you're going to do it, go as big as you can!
Let's see what kind of sparks fly between them...
