Minister of Rites: “Your Highness, those poems you wrote are masterpieces that will be remembered for all time...”
“You figured it out. I paid people to write them for me.”
Minister of Personnel: “Your Highness, the officials you promoted have become pillars of the Ning Kingdom, holding up the very backbone of the realm...”
“To tell you the truth, they treated me to meals, and some even gave me silver.”
Minister of Works: “Your Highness, those firearms and gunpowder you invented...”
Li Xiuwen slammed the table and shouted, “Those fools can't do anything right! I only wanted them to make some fireworks so I could impress a beauty, but they went and made a complete mess of it. Their crimes are unforgivable!”
“I'm just a wastrel. There's no way I could ever be emperor. Hey, what's with those looks?”
“Are you trying to rebel? Who put the imperial robe on me?”
Also known as The Wastrel Imperial Grandson and I Have an Emperor System
