[Invincible Protagonist] [Humorous] [Decisive and Ruthless] [No Saintly Savior] [Fast-Paced] [Pure, Unfiltered Fun]
A short story. Lu Xian, a mighty Nascent Soul cultivator, gets mistaken for a mentally ill person and a scammer after setting up a stall to sell immortal pills, and is sent to a psychiatric hospital.
After getting out, he keeps getting hauled into the police station for a chat while cultivating so he can sell his wares at his stall.
"Officer, you have to believe me! I really am a Nascent Soul cultivator!"
"Confess and you'll be treated leniently. Resist and you'll be treated harshly! Keep talking nonsense and you'll be detained for ten days!"
After fleeing to avoid arrest,
Lu Xian thinks it over and makes a brilliant move: he starts selling goods through livestreams!
His "Immortal Shop" becomes the lifeline of millions, ushering in an era where ordinary people can cultivate to immortality!
"Everyone, the Immortal Shop is open for business! Today's item is the Earth-tier technique, The Emperor Spirit Heart-Calling Art... The bidding starts at ten million!"
"You want ten million for this lousy book? Why not just rob us?!"
"That's not right. I'm Lu Xian, a Nascent Soul cultivator. It's guaranteed genuine, with no tricks!"
"You're a Nascent Soul cultivator? Then I'm a Spirit Transformation cultivator! This scam is so amateur!"
"If you don't believe me, I'll show you how to fly on a sword!"
"Are you crazy? This has to be a magic trick! No, it's definitely special effects!"
"With ten million, you won't lose out or get cheated! If you want to cultivate immortality, hurry and place your orders!"
