A certain general: "I'm sorry, madam, but my husband is incompetent and cannot support you."
A certain wife: "It's okay, your wife and I are also very incompetent and can only make money. This is called complementarity between us."
A certain soldier: "General, people outside say you are afraid of your wife..."
A certain general: "Fart! Is this general afraid of his wife? That's called respect!"
A certain soldier: "They say the general is a soft-boiled man."
A certain general: "Who said that? Pull it out. You have such a strong mouth. If you have the ability, don't eat the rice given by the lady."
Baby No. 1: "Mom, don't leave, let's study hard!"
Baby No. 2: "Mom, don't leave, let's make a lot of money!"
Baby No. 3: "Mom, don't leave, let's practice martial arts!"
Baby No. 4: "Mom, I... I don't know anything, wuwuwu, mom, don't think I'm stupid..."
